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So then I left a news post.

Posted by idle Jul. 18, 2007 @ 10:22 PM EDT

And it was like, awesome and stuff.

4REALZ.

Updated: 09/15/08 5:04 AM Comments disabled | Share this!

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58 Comments

Jul. 20, 2007 | 1:10 AM wismty says:

No waiz!

Jul. 26, 2007 | 1:18 AM idle responds:

I felt compelled to insert a late response to your comment, seeing as you were the FIRST person to respond to my FIRST news post. It was there that my inspiration ran out, however.

Updated: Jul. 26, 2007, 1:19 AM

Jul. 22, 2007 | 7:23 AM FIGMENTUM says:

and I left a comment as well and the lord looked upon the collection of text and it was good.

Jul. 24, 2007 | 9:05 AM idle responds:

And then I saw this comment, and there was much rejoicing.

Jul. 24, 2007 | 9:11 AM mariobro42 says:

Do you have any proof that this post is awesome?

Jul. 25, 2007 | 3:57 AM idle responds:

Are you either 42 or born in the year of 1942?

Jul. 25, 2007 | 4:09 AM Forums says:

Booo. You whore.

Jul. 25, 2007 | 4:16 AM idle responds:

Jul. 26, 2007 | 1:08 AM SevenSeize says:

This is an awesome news post. I will rejoice in its glory as well.

Jul. 26, 2007 | 1:16 AM idle responds:

Cool.
I could not have wished for anything more than that.

Updated: Jul. 26, 2007, 1:17 AM

Jul. 26, 2007 | 9:40 AM Archkronos says:

4REAKZ? RLY? ZOMFG!!!!

Aug. 1, 2007 | 2:39 AM Dakurus says:

Wonderful.

Aug. 3, 2007 | 3:26 AM MrLuckDuck says:

So, are we still planning to play out?

Aug. 3, 2007 | 3:27 AM VeryProudofYa says:

and that was when I lost my inhibitions.

Aug. 3, 2007 | 4:17 AM idle responds:

LIES!
They went some time ago, down by the river.

Updated: Aug. 3, 2007, 4:17 AM

Aug. 5, 2007 | 1:35 AM jewdudewtf says:

You deleted my topic that said "Praise be to idle!" Oh no.

Aug. 5, 2007 | 1:36 AM idle responds:

I would never delete such a glorious sounding topic.

Aug. 6, 2007 | 2:48 PM kidray76 says:

Idle, I want you inside me. Make love to me like it's 1999.

Nov. 7, 2007 | 1:34 AM idle responds:

MRKIDRAYHELLOHOWAREYOUITOTALLYMIS SEDYOURRESONSESOZ.

Aug. 9, 2007 | 1:43 AM ShitOnAStick says:

*INSERT IDLE TEAT PICTURE HERE*

Aug. 12, 2007 | 5:39 AM idle responds:

Waitwut :O

Aug. 10, 2007 | 2:05 AM Total-Havok says:

No way. NO... WAY! /picture

Aug. 12, 2007 | 5:22 AM jewdudewtf says:

So then you left one of the coolest post on any userpage on NG!

4REALZ.

Sep. 3, 2007 | 6:07 AM Frank-The-Hedgehog says:

Yeah, The blog post system is not new, But damn it's nice to have one.

Sep. 15, 2007 | 7:18 PM Officer says:

Or, how 'bout you come on AIM once in a while. I WANT TO KNOW WHEN MY BAN STATUS REACHES 100 >:(

Sep. 16, 2007 | 4:09 AM idle responds:

AIM is for Lamo's. ITS TRUE. Also, hi.

Sep. 21, 2007 | 3:52 AM Officer says:

The least you could do is come on Paltalk.

Sep. 21, 2007 | 3:55 AM idle responds:

I dont have Paltalk. AND BY GOD ITS GOING TO STAY THAT WAY!

Sep. 21, 2007 | 4:23 AM Officer says:

OH GOOD LORD CAPS YOU HAVE TO HAVE PALTALK SO YOU CAN TRULY HAVE NO LIFE.

Hi. my name's Phil, what's yours?

Sep. 21, 2007 | 4:36 AM idle responds:

STOP SPAMMING MY COMMENTS SECTION WITH YOUR OWN COMMENTS WHICH ARE A COMMENT ON NOTHING YOU ARE MAKING ME CRY!
Dr Phil. He's alright. He moves in mysterious ways.

Updated: Sep. 21, 2007, 4:37 AM

Sep. 21, 2007 | 4:40 AM Officer says:

Spamming? But doesn't it make you special when you see that one extra news post on your profile page? Yeah it does.

Also, just. Don't. Don't refer to Dr. Phil in front of me. Or at all.

Sep. 26, 2007 | 5:41 AM Darkside7000 says:

gay

Sep. 26, 2007 | 11:17 PM idle responds:

werd

Oct. 1, 2007 | 5:06 AM MrLuckDuck says:

Reason for ban: "Put it up the anal hole". Good work on that one. - idle

Thanks... :)

Oct. 2, 2007 | 7:26 PM pheco says:

get a life

Oct. 3, 2007 | 10:04 PM idle responds:

lol teen angst. And irony. Don't forget that one.

Oct. 2, 2007 | 7:35 PM VespeneGas says:

Oh.

Oct. 14, 2007 | 5:32 AM snapper5 says:

i like gum, chewing gum

Oct. 14, 2007 | 7:09 AM AcidSoldier says:

Cool... (whisper) is it?

Oct. 25, 2007 | 12:14 AM VeryProudofYa says:

ps you're a scumbag

IN A VAN
DOWN BY THE

fyi I hate your guts.

Oct. 25, 2007 | 1:04 AM idle responds:

OH I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
NOW I HAVE TO WAKE UP EVEN EARLIER BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY TO HATE YOU!
Oh how I hate you.

River.

Oct. 26, 2007 | 9:11 PM Dekuboy says:

O RLY? I do that too! I wish I was a mod... :(

Nov. 5, 2007 | 8:18 AM shatteredheart says:

And the children all gathered to stare as one at the pure awesome of the news.

Nov. 7, 2007 | 1:37 AM idle responds:

And they were happy, and learned a great deal about the workings of the earth. The balance had been restored. All was again well.

Nov. 10, 2007 | 7:49 AM Lorkas says:

Good job on banning people for 1 month...

Nov. 11, 2007 | 4:37 AM idle responds:

I didn't ban you, doofus.

Nov. 23, 2007 | 9:46 AM kidray76 says:

I think me and you should start having more butt secks. I mean, down under as is wonderful these days.

Nov. 27, 2007 | 7:20 AM Xavon says:

I touched myself while reading your awesome news post, if you think I'm kidding then you obviously don't know me.

Oh wait you don't, so take my word for it. :)

Jan. 8, 2008 | 11:04 AM ShitOnAStick says:

So when are you going to strip for me again?

Feb. 1, 2008 | 3:22 AM idle responds:

Enter your response... NEVAR!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 11:42 PM generalchampion says:

no wayz

Jan. 27, 2008 | 7:29 AM FIGMENTUM says:

so um.

uh.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 3:21 AM idle responds:

Tell FIGMENTUM what you think of this comment!

Jan. 29, 2008 | 3:53 PM XD0042006 says:

You banned me for three days, yet the ban took affect today o___O

I would have something to say, but your news post is just that awesome...

Feb. 1, 2008 | 3:21 AM idle responds:

Now thats what I like to see! No hard feelings and all that jazz.

Feb. 12, 2008 | 10:22 PM SevenSeize says:

You are awesome.

Feb. 12, 2008 | 10:53 PM idle responds:

Thanks. But thats a given.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 8:35 PM Evark says:

And Evark did grace this page with his presence.

Feb. 24, 2008 | 8:35 PM Evark says:

Twice, for good measure.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 11:54 PM idle responds:

You intercepted the sloppy seconds for yourself, SWINE!

Mar. 4, 2008 | 2:58 AM BaronVonBadGuy says:

Oh, hello idle, I'm not sure if you know who I am, but you should check out my Blog posts sometime, they're really interesting.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 11:28 AM Truth says:

Truth was here

Mar. 15, 2008 | 6:52 AM LordZeebmork says:

I am leaving my thoughts about: So then I left a news post.

What fun.

Mar. 17, 2008 | 7:11 AM Bio-Soldier says:

So then I left a comment and it was like, awesome and stuff.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 9:09 AM idle responds:

4REALZ?

Mar. 17, 2008 | 7:14 AM SoulPiker says:

I got banned by you but I don't really blame you as I was really an asshat.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 9:09 AM idle responds:

I love the word 'asshat'

Mar. 17, 2008 | 7:15 AM SoulPiker says:

So I left a comment in this news post that you left and it was awesome.

Mar. 17, 2008 | 9:24 AM Racoonmario says:

... and then TomFulp said: " Yeah but I didn´t think it was so funny."
>:O
<3
:D
:D
...and that´s how this News post was created. thank heavens.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:05 AM Sawdust says:

YA AND I GOT BAND BY YOU! AUSDOME

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:30 AM idle responds:

TO THE AUSDOME!

Mar. 23, 2008 | 9:32 AM aprime says:

Aprime was here!

Mar. 24, 2008 | 7:01 AM dogstile says:

yeah, i expected the ban, its a good thing though, now i can actually tear my eyes off the forum

Mar. 25, 2008 | 9:08 AM idle responds:

good arm.

Mar. 25, 2008 | 3:01 AM stinkychops says:

hey idle, is it really a rule not to post in a 7 year old thread? I couldn't see it.
(its probably there but I read the rulesa and have read them 2 times b4 and never saw it)....

Mar. 25, 2008 | 9:08 AM idle responds:

No, but it's pointless and idiotic to bump an ages old thread with something like "omg this thread is really old" or "lolwtf".

We generally frown upon bumping of ancient threads unless there is good reason, which there RARELY is.

Mar. 26, 2008 | 3:25 AM stinkychops says:

ok, thanks for explaining.

Mar. 26, 2008 | 9:16 AM Zergzealot says:

Goddamn, internet >:(

Mar. 27, 2008 | 3:50 AM killerjeff says:

It was either you or Ozcar.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 6:55 AM risbolla says:

Full lowercase username, woo!

High internet lowercase five!

Mar. 28, 2008 | 7:02 AM idle responds:

lowercase usernames ftw. I DON'T NEED CAPITAL LETTERS TO SHOW THAT I AM IMPORTANT OR AT THE VERY LEAST, A PROPER NOUN.

Oh. Wait.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 10:52 AM RockLou says:

monkeys

Mar. 28, 2008 | 7:59 PM dogstile says:

i'll hit you up on that high 5 guys

Mar. 29, 2008 | 2:35 AM killerjeff says:

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE'S SACRED DOMAIN - YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.

Mar. 29, 2008 | 9:40 AM idle responds:

George, you sly old dog.

Mar. 31, 2008 | 4:17 AM killerjeff says:

I enjoy you and your locking ways.

Apr. 25, 2008 | 10:41 AM Grammer says:

I believe you :)