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Entry #6
If you haven't heard of Mark Gormley, then you've obviously been living in some sort of cave, because he is THE entertainment act of 2009. Taking the music world by storm while still having time for his day job, Mark Gormley is what we all aspire to be - an entertainer without peer; a new generation of rock star; a prince amongst men.
The debut track "Little Wings" brought super stardom to Mark's front door, and it's not hard to see why. His powerful voice combines with a beautiful melody to create the stuff of legends. This song regularly brings tears to my eyes, such is it's power. Laugh if you will, but you won't be laughing when "Little Wings" melts YOUR FROZEN BLACK HEART into lovejuice. You will be too moved to laugh, and thats a fact:
Many thought it would be impossible to top this. It is a common thing to burn out after initial success but Mark came back bigger and better than ever with the multi-platinum hit "Without You". Featuring his trademark brand of roaring vocals, powerful imagery and guitar riffs that would make Led Zeppelin look like boy scouts, Mark smashed the disbelievers into a fine paste, then proceeded to have his army of groupies massage said paste into his muscled frame:
Many have speculated over whether Mark will be picking up a swag at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards, but even if Mark actually gave a shit about the Grammy's (which he doesn't) he still wouldn't be at that joke of a ceremony. Mark Gormley doesn't need a shoddy piece of metal to cement his fame. It's already been done, and like the true artist he is, Mark will keep making glorious music and keep bringing light to the darkness until the end of time.
In the immortal words of TrUpAhMeN, President of the Mark Gormley Foundation:
"I've converted to the Church of Gormley and the lyrics to "Without You" are its holy text. Praise the powerstance! "
Praise be to the powerstance indeed. My life is different since I found Mark Gormley. Now let him affect you too.
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